This photo is ______________.

I recently learned about the Stumpette photo caption contest. Writing a caption for this photo could earn you $1000! The qualifications are easy: sassy, clever and less than 40 words. Winning is a bit more difficult. Considering it's finals weeks, my creativity well is a bit drained. Any suggestions? Do you have a caption for this photo that you'd like to submit? Send it to captions@strumpette.com with your contact info. Mine aren't ready for submission (obviously), but I jotted down a few ideas anyway:

• "After years of critiquing celebrities on the red
  carpet, Joan and Melissa Rivers are demoted to the women's suit department at Macy's."
  
  
• "What did one mannequin say to the other? Nothing! They're plastic."
  
  
• "Before her traumatic prison time, Paris Hilton adorns classy attire and clones herself as part of an elaborate escape plan. No one will suspect her break out now!"
  
  
• "The Pinocchia sisters only had one wish: to be real women."
  
  
• "This year's look: a hard exterior accented with strung out expressions."
  
  
• "Susan and Kathy heard that faux was all the rage. Little did they know, it only applies to accessories."
  
  
• "Bauble jewelry: $52.
  Women's suit jacket: $210.
  A lifetime of wrinkle-free skin: priceless."

I'll keep you updated with any new (e.g. better) ideas!